In Case Of.....

[Sassafrass]

Kill the guy that insulted you.

In case of ninja's destroying your house.

 

[Azraellod]

...become a pirate and own a house-boat.
...make do with pancakes.

In case of outright lies...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...break down in tears.
Scream out, "LIES!" at the top of your lungs.

In case of Black Sabbath...

 

[Azraellod]

...don't listen? All I know is that they do music, and even that I got from google.

In case of knowing to much...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...continue to learn even more.

In case of reaper cat who has apparently never heard of Black Sabbath...
[sub]Shocking. Truly shocking.[/sub]

 

[Azraellod]

...set them on the 2 previous posters in return for giving them your houses when you die.
[sup]...teach you to laugh at my musical ignorance...[/sup]

In case of a power cut...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...use power bandage.

In case of dirty deeds being done dirt cheap...

 

[SimpleChimp]

Pikachu i choose you

In case of Captain Falcon attacking your Pikachu

 

[Sassafrass]

Look after them better....god.

In case of sudden urge to buy several cups.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...spend the money, protect your junk.

In case of diabolical goat...

 

[Azraellod]

...send me to kill it.

In case of a psychopathic cat...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...send ME to kill it.

In case of chinchilla covered in blood...

 

[Sassafrass]

Don't send anyone to kill it. That's just cruel...

In case of sasquatch being a non-psycho.

 

[Azraellod]

...easy target. Kill!!!

In case of a sudden change of subject...

 

[CompanionCube]

Get it back on track

In case of blueberrys