In Case Of.....

[COR 2000]

Stop playing Street Fighter IV. [http://www.cad-comic.com/comic.php?d=20090220]

In case of Ohm....

 

[Ren3004]

... resistance is futile.


In case of SCIENCE...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...work on your explosions because it isn't science, it's SCIENCE.

In case of burglars...

 

[Ren3004]

... call the Batman.


In case of Batman being unavailable...

 

[Disaster Button]

..call GHOSTBUSTERS!

Incase of a Bee Army...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...make a lot of smoke signals.

In case of the Joker taking over your city...

 

[Ren3004]

...call the Batman.

In case of vicious cycle...

 

[Disaster Button]

...break it viciously. Kill Batman and the Joker.

In case of 2012.

 

[Cargando]

[s/]Add a prefix to turn it into a relatively harmless vicious unicyle.[/s]
Invent the time machine and fast-forward past it.

In case of magic god mathematicians...

 

[Disaster Button]

...sing along with their themetune http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6McStN0ngE as they boil you in algebra soup.

In case of evil twin..

 

[Sassafrass]

Nyeh!!!

In case of Family Guy.

 

[Disaster Button]

..watch it.

Incase of snowball to the crotch..

 

[Sassafrass]

Wonder why your girlfriend would put a brick in it.

In case of mad girlfriend.

 

[Disaster Button]

..Remind her that she's one of three and can be replaced easily.

In case of adultery..

 

[Sassafrass]

Don't tell the other 5.

In case of having more then 8 girlfriends.

 

[Disaster Button]

..Remember to stack up on Condoms so

In case of getting 2 of the 6 pregnant..

 

[Sassafrass]

Claim they were cheating and kick them out.

In case of DNA test proving the babies are yours.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Prepare to give up all dreams or become a deadbeat dad.

In case of destroyed dreams and aspirations...

 

[Sassafrass]

Regret having so many girlfriends.

In case of crippling regret.

 

[Disaster Button]

..Have a mid - life crisis.

In case of deciding to drink a lot...