In Case Of.....

[COR 2000]

Kill individual who divided by zero.

In case of fire....

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...ask yourself why the hell you did something so stupid.

In case of catching fire...

 

[COR 2000]

Toss it back. Duh.

In case of "D'OH!"s....

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...prepare for 'Why you little-!'

In case of being offered red & blue pills...

 

[SteakHeart]

Smash 'em together and make a purple one.

In case of total sensory overload...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...brace yourself for total enjoyment followed by a seizure and foaming at the mouth.

In case of waking up afterwards...

 

[SteakHeart]

Take a shot of something strong.

In case of tyops..

 

[SteakHeart]

Get laid.

In case of falling in love with a zombie...

 

[SteakHeart]

Milk it for all it's worth.
[small]Was that a double entendre?[/small]

In case of double entendre...

 

[SteakHeart]

Kill them with fire. That or educational programming.

In case of sudden cardiac arrest...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...die ripping open your chest to get at it.

In case of having a liver made of paperclips...

 

[WafflesandBacon]

..blame it on the fattest kid closest to you

i case this thread is locked

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...break down in tears.

In case of needing to man up...

 

[The Rockerfly]

Put some testosterones syringes in your eyes, eat a brick and punch a cow to death

In case of dangerous ideas

 

[ThreeWords]

Execute them imediately

[sup]I take it you mean dangerous to other people, right?[/sup]

In case of malfunction...