In Case Of.....

[Disaster Button]

...Eat them first.

In case of Cake to the face.

got ninja'd on the tickle post sadly

 

[Ren3004]

...lick it, it's good.


In case of poisoned apple...

 

[Disaster Button]

...Find yourself a prince.

In case of Britney Spears...

 

[The Rockerfly]

Have sex then kill her, the world will be pleased and thank you

In case of evil

 

[Disaster Button]

Give into it and be Satan's *****.

In case of Heaven exploding.

 

[SteakHeart]

You're so fucking boned.

In case of excess profanity..

 

[Sassafrass]

Stop *£!"&!" swearing you */?>{ )(*&%!

In case of censoring by FCC.

 

[SteakHeart]

F the CC.

In case of a good pun like mine...

 

[Disaster Button]

Shoot myself in the face with a hammer and hope I never have to read another.

In case of overreactions..

 

[Sassafrass]

Shot yourself in the face with a RPG.

In case of death by RPG.

 

[SteakHeart]

You're dead, not much else to it.

In case of Splicer attack...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Don't wait incinerate?

in case of having no choice but to quote yourself...

 

[SteakHeart]

Be an alien slug.

In case of posting on this thread...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...post on it some more!

In case of carpal tunnel...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...step away from the computer!

In case of side-effects...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...blame Communism for all your problems and then go see a doctor.

In case of legions of death-gerbils...

 

[SteakHeart]

Fight it with legions of death-rabbits.

In case of nuclear emergency involving a peanut butter sammich...

 

[COR 2000]

Then OM NOM NOM your way out of a real-life Fallout 3.

In case of OM NOM NOM becoming a meme....

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Bring together meme army to prevent it.

In case of out of control meme army...

 

[SteakHeart]

Tell them to fuck off, Seaking.

I case of a time paradox...