In Case Of.....

[SteakHeart]

Drive your minivan.

IN CASE OF ACCIDENTAL CAPSLOCK...

 

[Ren3004]

...hold the shift key.

In case of dysdiadochokinesis...

 

[SteakHeart]

Don't do the robot.

In case of torn condoms...

 

[Ren3004]

... oops.

In case of being infected with THE TAINT (possibly due a torn condom)...

 

[ThreeWords]

INfect the taint with my sheer awesome

In case of infectiong by deadly levels of awesome...

 

[Ren3004]

...die of awesome-itis.
[sub]Hey, haven't seen you in a while.[/sub]


In case of having an armed grenade in your pocket...

 

[ThreeWords]

...develope a sudden urge to give to charity

[sup]And hello to you too!

I've been suffering from broken internet reently...[/sup]

In case of having just thrown a grenade into an ophanage...

 

[Ren3004]

... run away from the orphanage.
[sub]And I've been suffering from a broken desktop. Computers, huh?[/sub]


In case of bad music...

 

[ThreeWords]

... get off your sisters ipod!

[sup]Bleh...[/sup]

In case of failing computors...

 

[Ren3004]

...hit it with a hammer.



In case of voodoo priests being the cause of your computer problems...

 

[ThreeWords]

Hit the priest instead

In case of voodoo vengence...

 

[Ren3004]

... cry in pain.

In case of pain...

 

[ThreeWords]

die

in case of death

 

[Ren3004]

...respawn.

In case of spawn camping...

 

[SteakHeart]

Die.

In case of THE WRATH OF PETER MOLENEUX...

 

[Ren3004]

...don't worry, it will probably be overhyped.


In case of zombie neurosurgeons...

 

[Cargando]

Train in the hidden art of Laser Ninjitsu. Only one skilled in the noble art can defeat the zombie neurosurgeons...

In case of exposure to dangerous levels of awesome...

 

[Ren3004]

... that 3rd arm will come in handy.


In case of growing another head instead of another arm...

 

[Sassafrass]

Don't start an argument with yourself.

In case of growing ten more fingers.

 

[Ren3004]

... don't tickle yourself.

In case of man-eating plants...