In Case Of.....

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Acquire nuclear jacket.

*Ba-dum-tish!*

In case of being frozen in carbonite...

 

[rylus5]

activate god mode!

in case of accidental death

 

[Azraellod]

walk away with an innocent expression.

in case of paper-cuts...

 

[rylus5]

use a band-aid

in case of being attacked by a crossbow wielding drunk guy...

 

[The Rockerfly]

Get a drunk weilding a gun, put some Slipknot on and watch them kill each other....eventually

In case of armies of mutes attacking...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Pretend to be mute and hide among their ranks until you can make a resistance group to overthrow your tyrannical, but silent, masters.

In case of a large group of Sleestak stalking you...

 

[Sporky111]

Form a can of tuna into a ball and throw it over the edge of a bridge. The stupid ones follow it off, leaving the smartest for you. Natural Selection!

In case of Lost reruns. . .

 

[AvsJoe]

Make friends with yourself. That's what I did.

In case of a movie directed by Roland Emmerich, produced my Michael Bay, and starring Nic Cage and Megan Fox...

 

[Azraellod]

leave the movie theatre screaming in terror.

in case of an arrow through the lungs...

 

[Jedamethis]

Slowly fall to knees and apply Epic No

In case of thread death

 

[Fraught]

...please post to keep the thread alive.

In case of a gang coming towards you with clubs...

 

[Azraellod]

run screaming away.

in case of killer sandwiches attempting world domination...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Find bottle of mustard, whet appetite.

In case of accidentally playing the E.T. game...

 

[AvsJoe]

Use Yahoo! or Altavista or something.

In case of an attack by killer tomatoes...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Drop pants, moon martians.

In case of pissed off jackalopes...