In Case Of.....

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Ren3004

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Just become angry and you'll turn into a giant green monster.

In case you are attacked by angry twilight fans...
 

Azraellod

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...hire me to stalk him. it'll put him off completely.
[sup]especially after i kill him[/sup]

in case of having a pencil line down the middle of your face...
 

Ren3004

In an unsuspicious cabin
Jul 22, 2009
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Draw more lines, it'll look better.

In case of being locked inside a fridge...
 

Azraellod

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...eat everything inside it, you'll get fatter and break out.

in case of having a box stuck on your head...
 

Ren3004

In an unsuspicious cabin
Jul 22, 2009
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...cut openings for your eyes.

In case of having a mosquito buzzing around your ear...
 

Azraellod

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...light a fire. any nearby child will do.

in case of an attack by a 20ft gorilla...
 

Ren3004

In an unsuspicious cabin
Jul 22, 2009
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... get 20 pounds of bananas.

In the case of out of control lemmings...
 

Azraellod

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...lure them near a cliff. as well as solving your problem, it's fun to watch.

in case of exploding butterflies...
 

Ren3004

In an unsuspicious cabin
Jul 22, 2009
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... get exploding bugnets.

In the case of not having ideas for a new post...
 

Azraellod

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...read a dictionary.
[sup]it's what i do.[/sup]

in case of death by arrows to the skull...
 

Ren3004

In an unsuspicious cabin
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...have a barbecue.

In the case of finding yourself with no pants...