In Case Of.....

[Ren3004]

... get one as a pet.


In case of your pet eating you...

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

... Learn to not wear porkchop underware.

In case of your cat hiring out a hit against you...

 

[Ren3004]

... take away his ball of string as punishment.


In case of your cat trying to murder you as you sleep...

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

... Set up a dummy that triggers the dog to attack the cat.

In case of a secret alliance between the Cat and Dog to murder you...

 

[Ren3004]

... sleep with one eye open.


In case of not seeing...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...get a body guard.

In case of dragons...

 

[The Rockerfly]

Hope you are a dragon slayer or dragon tamer

If you are neither...

 

[The Rockerfly]

Stare at it until it fixes due to sheer will power

In case of it actually working?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Shout "WTF!" and break it again.

In case of it not working a second time...

 

[Ren3004]

... cry.

In case of grown man crying...

 

[The Rockerfly]

Have a hug, it might cheer you up

In case of having to leave a group administrator position

 

[Ren3004]

...get a better job.


In case of Halloween being over...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...put your ridiculous costume away for next year.

In case of you costume not being ridiculous...

 

[Pimppeter2]

get therapy

In the case of crying over spilled milk

 

[badgersprite]

ShamWow! It does the work all by itself. You following me, camera guy?

In case of pretentious beatniks...

 

[Code Monkey]

Find a dictionary.

In case of robot Virtual Boys...

 

[badgersprite]

Remember, they're not real boys, only virtual boys.

In case of hunger...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...get food.

In case of being sleepy...

 

[badgersprite]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

In case of sticky keys...