In Case Of.....

[Ren3004]

......rrrrrrrrrplacccceee yooooooourrrrr keeybooooarrrrrrrd.



In case of onomatopoeia...

 

[craftyfirestorm]

don't say anything that sounds loud or stupid

in case of whiskey
(yea it's s'post to be a pun)

 

[Ren3004]

... use a better pun.
[sub]Seriously, what did you mean?[/sub]


In case of not getting a pun...

 

[SteakHeart]

Make another, better one.

In case of Red Matter...

 

[Ren3004]

...take off your red glasses, there's only gray and white matter.


In case of not understanding the previous poster's reference...

 

[SteakHeart]

Watch the Star Trek movie.

In case of still not getting it...

 

[COR 2000]

Then bring a baseball mitt with you while watching Star Trek.

In case of reasonable puns...

 

[Ren3004]

... try harder. They must always be unreasonable.


In case of insanity...

 

[COR 2000]

.... vgonk;bgwntowqhno2gn2bjb4ngo2.

(English translation: Have a spasm and randomly hit the keyboard and type in random letters and numbers.)

In case of another spasm....

 

[Ren3004]

...flknjlkjssdfsdfdsf.


In case of understanding what I just typed...

 

[COR 2000]

... Then type the english translation:

(Which was "Then totally don't have another spasm and keep on protecting the valuable english language.")

In case of english translations....

 

[The Rockerfly]

Become Russian

In case of Russians

 

[SteakHeart]

Nuke them, see how they like it.

In case of a Zerg Rush...

 

[Ren3004]

... use Gatling guns.


In case of Gatling guns...

 

[Jedamethis]

Run like fuck

In case of Lazer Cat

 

[COR 2000]

Run like fuck

In case of someone throwing your own words back at you....

 

[Ren3004]

Run like fuck

In case of endless quoting...

 

[SteakHeart]

Run like fuck

In case of endless quoting...

Quote again.

In case of Chuck Norris punching you in the balls...

 

[Ren3004]

...die.

In case of death...

 

[Jedamethis]

Lie down and don't move

In case of humourless response...