In Case Of.....

Troublesome Lagomorph · Nov 3, 2009

...use the sink.

In case of the sink being broken...

Azraellod · Nov 3, 2009

...call the plumbers.

In case of every plumber in the county being murdered...

Ren3004 · Nov 3, 2009

... call one from Italy.

In case of already living in Italy...

The Rockerfly · Nov 3, 2009

Call every other country in Europe and get a plumber

In case of none of them understanding you

Ren3004 · Nov 3, 2009

... fix the sink yourself.

In case of the sink exploding...

ThreeWords · Nov 3, 2009

Call the fire-plumber

In case of the call to duty...

emenar · Nov 3, 2009

... get some coffee

incase of coffee runnin out

Ren3004 · Nov 3, 2009

... inject caffeine directly into your bloodstream.

In case of ODing on caffeine...

The Rockerfly · Nov 4, 2009

Inject more you pussy

In case of a really stupid idea

Ren3004 · Nov 4, 2009

... die a really stupid death.

In case of humiliation...

ThreeWords · Nov 4, 2009

Kill those responsible

In case of being charged with multiple murder...

Ren3004 · Nov 4, 2009

... kill the judge.

In case of the Universe imploding...

ThreeWords · Nov 4, 2009

smile as your plan concludes

in case of being foiled by some meddling kids

Jedamethis · Nov 4, 2009

Code:

ERROR. IMPOSSIBLE SCENARIO. UNABLE TO ANSWER.

In case of partial system failure...

ThreeWords · Nov 4, 2009

Fall back on --unable to compute-- cliches till you can reboot your weapons systems and SMITE SOMEONE!

In case of forgetting to put a scenario

Ren3004 · Nov 4, 2009

... post something.

In case of being smited...

ThreeWords · Nov 4, 2009

Be elsewhere

In case of inhumanly fast dodging skills

Acidwell · Nov 4, 2009

Check for bite marks

In case of vamparism

Ren3004 · Nov 4, 2009

... drink blood.

In case of overkill...

ThreeWords · Nov 4, 2009

Make sure you oversurvive

In case of inconveniently healthy opponents