In Case Of.....

[Ren3004]

... use debuffs.


In case of real life...

 

[ThreeWords]

Continue as usual, and hope no one notices

In case of gravity noticing that you're double jumping

 

[Ren3004]

... feel the punishment.


In case of reality noticing you're dual-wielding shotguns...

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

DO NOT FIRE

In case of ear bleeding from ecsessive music at high volume...

 

[Jedamethis]

Turn it down a little fool!

In case of mercy...

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Stamp it out! Stamp it out and kill the bugger!

In case of self realisation...

 

[Ren3004]

... go back to your previous ways.


In case of the Internet failing...

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

...commit suicide

In case of watching Harry Hill's TV Burp...

 

[Jedamethis]

Find another thing, and FIGHT!

In case of cold chips
D,:

 

[Ren3004]

... kill the waiter.


In case of being thrown out of the restaurant...

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Speak in a drunk Irish accent at the manager.

In case of the forum having an upload only every three hours...

[small]No, seriously[/small]

 

[Ren3004]

... create multiple accounts and start posting more.


In case of being banned on account of having multiple accounts...

 

[The Rockerfly]

Create more accounts till you find one you are unbanned on, sounds logical

In case of yet another dumb idea

 

[GodofDisaster]

Kill the person who suggested the idea.

In case of hitler coming back.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...prepare the robot spider.

In case of Menos Grande...

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Google it to find out what it is.

In case of someone having an annoying Bleach avatar of an animated gif...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...ignore it.

In case of Rozen Maiden avatars...

 

[Ren3004]

... counter-attack with your own avatar.


In case of avatar wars...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...prepare to shout "OH THE HUMANITY!"

In case of a huge manatee crashing in your town...

 

[Ren3004]

... find a new house.


In case of it being a haunted house...