In Case Of.....

[Ren3004]

... just make something up.


In case of accidentally killing yourself...

 

[Azraellod]

...go back in time and tell yourself not to do that.

In case of not being able to go back in time on account of being dead...

 

[Jedamethis]

Er...be dead?

In case of In case of In case of In case of In case of In case of In case of In case of

-ERROR- -SHUTDOWN IMINENT-

 

[Azraellod]

...reset computer, restore default settings.

In case of killer rabbits...

 

[Ren3004]

... draw them away with explosive carrots.


In case of annoying error messages...

 

[Azraellod]

...reset computer, restore default settings.

In case of repeating your previous answer...

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Smack the cpomputer and shout "WORK DAMMIT!"

In case of this breaking your computer...

 

[Ren3004]

... get a new one.


In case of not having money...

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Beg

In case of getting ninja'd...

 

[Azraellod]

...rob a bank.
...kill the one who ninja'd you.
[sup]It's lucky for me your location is on your profile. I'm coming after you...[/sup]

In case of stealing money from your own bank vault...

 

[Ren3004]

... hope you realize it before spending the money.


In case of spending your own money...

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

...Create a time paradox.
[small]You gunna search the whole of England Azrellod?[/small]

In case of a time paradox destroying time...

 

[Jedamethis]

Make it your catchphrase!


Be sad

In case of annoyance...

 

[Ren3004]

... eliminate the source of the annoyance.


In case of annoying yourself...

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

...groan and facepalm.

Incase of breaking a bone with facepalming...

 

[Azraellod]

...learn to be more controlled.

In case of having too much strength to control...

 

[Ren3004]

... stand the humiliation of breaking your own face.


In case of the video ending up on Youtube...

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Spam it in comments.

In case of getting probated from everything for this...

 

[Ren3004]

... keep doing it until you get banned.


In case of being banned from the Internet...

 

[Azraellod]

...stop giving overly sadistic answers.
...change your IP address.

In case of being too psychopathic to stop being so horribly descriptive...