In Case Of.....

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...use expression: awesome face.

In case of pedobear...

 

[COR 2000]

Run like fuck(Especially if you're under 18.)

In case of revived quoting....

 

[therealsomeguy]

...look for something else to quote then cry when u cant find anything

In case of failure...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...fall into despair.

In case of despair...

 

[COR 2000]

Whine, whine, whine, whine, whine, whine.....

In case of endless whining.....

 

[therealsomeguy]

...punch the whiner in question
in case of becoming a beat writer...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...celebrate.

In case of celebration...

 

[Timotei]

Bring beer

In case of ZOMG SOOO KAWAI!!1!...

 

[therealsomeguy]

...say ok then and back away slowly
In case of people having pshycotic meltdowns before you post...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...break out the shotgun.

In case of severe lack of shotgun shells...

 

[Timotei]

Cry, because you are a failure of life who can't even blow their brains out.

In case of Caramelldansen...

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

... get a dictionary or a damn good encyclopedia to figure out what the hell that is.

In case of Glenn Beck...

 

[Timotei]

Kill it with fire.

In case of 4Chan raid...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...kill it with fire.

In case of being killed with fire...

 

[Timotei]

Pray you inhale the flames and die quickly.

In case of Japanese tourists...

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

... Sell trinkets

In case of Japanese invasion force disguised as tourists...

 

[Timotei]

Threaten to nuke Kyoto Animation.

In case of Kyo Ani's destruction...

 

[Vrex360]

Call upon an army of Sangheili lead by Bruce Campbell.

In case of hordes of Velociraptors, Zombies, aliens and robots all demanding ownership of the world's muffins...

 

[Pm0n3y]

Give them the muffins. It's all good until they start asking for cupcakes. Then we bring out the nukes.

In case of a bad sitcom...