In Case Of.....

[world_of_dragons]

Stay your ass inside and board up the house.

In case of rabid Twilight fangirls

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Call Harry poter fangirl and start a fanngirl war

in case of porn withdrawl

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

use your imagination

in case of max leaving the escapist

 

[AvsJoe]

Celebrate. I'll get the cake!

In case of untruthful answer...

 

[Metric Monkey]

Grab the gun.

In case of a real shitstorm...

 

[WafflesandBacon]

dont open your mouth

in case the cake is a lie

 

[JoshasorousRex]

Bake a pie

In case of rhyming answers...

 

[War Penguin]

Continue to rhyme. They're fun. Couldn't hurt.

In case of overused joke...

 

[AvsJoe]

Make a new one. Don't include Chuck Norris.

In case of an overabundance of crows in a small region...

 

[AvsJoe]

Curse the director of Con-Air. (Look it up, he directed both)

In case of manatee attack...

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

summon the narwhals

in case cookies are banned

 

[VargRaev]

Get a pair of boots on.


In case of volcano

 

[Dragon_of_red]

... ride it out for the day untill they get bored and leave.

In case of no more clean water to drink...

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

break out the cyber garlic

in case of the 360 becoming redundant?

 

[TheThinker]

Do a 180 and get a PS3.

In case of giant moth riding nazis...

 

[AvsJoe]

Summon Godzilla and the Cloverfield monster.

In case of Godzilla and Cloverfield attack...