In Case Of.....

[Ren3004]

... apply liberal amounts of ass-kicking.

In case of robot uprising...

 

[Jaywebbs]

Submit and be transformed

In case of 1000100101001100101

 

[Jack_West]

Take more computer classes

In case of accidental [sic] death:

 

[Azraellod]

...die. Painfully.

In case of an anteater-eating-ant...

 

[Jaywebbs]

Get popcorn

In case of monkeys typing Shakespeare

 

[Azraellod]

...shrug. It was bound to happen eventually.

In case of lightening striking the same place twice...

 

[Jaywebbs]

Stay away from said location.

In Case of Super intelligent Chickens

 

[Sam G]

...make super-intelligent roast.

In case of Black Mage...

 

[Ren3004]

... don't use zombies, he'll turn them against you.


In case of an angry mob...

 

[Sam G]

...hire a steamroller.

In case of a lunatic driving a steamroller...

 

[Ren3004]

... hope you've got some sniper skills.


In case of ninja snipers...

 

[Jaywebbs]

Call in Pirate Campers

In Case of Ninja Vs. Pirate Guerrilla Warfare

 

[Ren3004]

... get the hell out of there! Fast!


In case of having a live grenade in your pocket...

 

[VargRaev]

Throw it away!

In case of Moshpit

 

[Jaywebbs]

Remove pants and run

In case of Demon

 

[Ren3004]

... get holy water.


In case of running out of ideas...

 

[Sam G]

...poke him in the eye with a cross.

In case of DDR...

 

[Jaywebbs]

Don't Dance

In case of Ninja'ing

 

[Ren3004]

... be faster.

In case of flying pigs...