In Case Of.....

[Sam G]

...hire a body double.

In case of split ends...

 

[The Rockerfly]

...Use new shampoo and conditioner
In case of gangstas...

 

[Ren3004]

... call ninjas.


In case of ninjas...

 

[Sam G]

...Call Samurai.

In case of a crisis of faith...

 

[Ren3004]

... fake a religious miracle to get people to start believing in God again, and leaving a trail of bodies in the process. *cough*Angels and Demons*cough*


In case of killer rabbits...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...eat biscuits. You'll believe in Popeye's once more.

Liberally apply Holy Hand Grenade.

In case of evil clone...

 

[Sam G]

...push him off a roof.

In case of jew robots...

 

[Ren3004]

... fire an EMP burst.


In case of being attacked by a samurai wielding a flaming sword...

 

[The Rockerfly]

...Bring a gun
In case of samurai's wielding guns...

 

[Ren3004]

... hope you can dodge bullets.


In case of giant dinosaurs...

 

[The Rockerfly]

...Get bigger dinosaurs or raptor Jesus on them

In case of blinding lights..

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...put on sunglasses, then flip them the bird.

In case of the second coming of raptor Jesus...

 

[Azraellod]

...hide. There's no telling what they might do if they are deranged enough.

In case of school textbooks...

 

[Azraellod]

...stop listening. You'll keep your sanity more easily then if you do listen.

In case of a laboratory explosion...

 

[Jaywebbs]

Get out

In Case German Nazi's Rise to power...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...apply liberal amounts of Hellboy.

In case of Joan Crawford rising from the grave...

 

[Jaywebbs]

Become Necrophiliac

In Case of Captain going down with ship.

 

[The Rockerfly]

...Hope land is nearby

In case of unfunny lolcats...