In Case Of.....

[Fairee]

Use a bright light!

In case of grammar Nazis...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...use Avogadro's number.

...have them fight it out with Grammar Captain America.

In case of chalupas...

 

[Ren3004]

...grab a hammer.


In case of The Escapist being down...
[small]NOOOOOOOOOOO![/small]

 

[The Rockerfly]

...kill yourself
in case of water...

 

[Azraellod]

...go and do something else for an hour.
[small]it's torture, i know.[/small]
...grab a straw and start drinking.

In case of getting a broken nose...

 

[Ren3004]

... break the other guy's nose. Hey, they never said anything about "a nose for a nose".


In case of having purple blood...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...fill glass, trick someone into drinking it.

In case of sudden massive weight gain...

 

[Ren3004]

... slice some extra fat.


In case of drunken teenagers at your door...

 

[Sam G]

...release the cougars.

In case of SNAAAAAAKE!...

 

[Ren3004]

... turn on the Bat-signal.


In case of giant squid...

 

[COR 2000]

... Run onto land.

In case of Ken Ham....

 

[Ren3004]

... make a Ken Ham Sandwich?


In case of being dead...

 

[COR 2000]

... Avoid the OT.

In case of Mohicans....

 

[revolverwolf]

wear a helmet.

In case of mini versions of yourself attacking you...

 

[Sam G]

...Buy lots of bug spray and wear big stompy boots.

In case of wanker's cramp...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...apply Bengay.

In case of Trogdor...

 

[COR 2000]

... Call in the Governator to fight the burninator.

In case of.... TERRORISM....

 

[Ren3004]

... call Jack Bauer.

In case of rogue Jack Bauer...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...pray to God for mercy. Then get killed by Jack Bauer.

In case of wasting time on The Escapist when you have other things you should be doing...

 

[Ren3004]

... introduce your teacher/boss/significant other to The Escapist.


In case of being under attack by angry ex-girlfriends...