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Ren3004

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In an unsuspicious cabin
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... make sure your fortress doesn't have a little hole on the wall the orcs can use to breach in.


In case of being under attack by wizards...
 
skywalkerlion

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Alert the proper Imperial Authorities, and stay clear of floating fire-y objects.

In case of the Chaos Plague..
 
Ren3004

Ren3004

In an unsuspicious cabin
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... watch out for the following symptoms: tiredness, aching, soreness and extreme thirst, followed by bouts of nausea.


In the case of anti-gaming protestors...
 
Ren3004

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In an unsuspicious cabin
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... jump out of the airplane and wiggle your arms really fast.


In case of shark attack...
 
Azraellod

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...throw other people at the sharks to distract them.
...cuddle them. They are really cute.

In case of a broken mirror...
 
Sam G

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...keep a broken Guinness bottle handy at all times.

In case of Omega Weapon...
 
Ren3004

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In an unsuspicious cabin
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... throw buckets of mutant sardines at them.

In case of being covered in ants (they are EVERYWHERE!!!)...
 
Ren3004

Ren3004

In an unsuspicious cabin
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... hope that you're a spy too.

... shotgun shell to the speakers.


In case of time traveling back to the Jurassic period...
 
Sam G

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...Bring plenty of slow, fat friends the bees'll go after first.

In case of chess grand masters...
 
Ren3004

Ren3004

In an unsuspicious cabin
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... just keep knocking down their king and they'll get bored eventually.


In the case of boring weekend...
 
Sam G

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...make sure you have an account on the Escapist.

In case of n00bs...
 
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