In Case Of.....

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...put down the Necronomicon and the LSD.

In case of Satan-worshipping penguins...

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

Grab a shovel.

In case of Mary Sue...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...put down the Twilight book and go get Dune.

In case of shovel-wielding Ethereal Frog...

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

Go to sleep.

In case of far less sleep then needed...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...punch it, then locate spontaneous toilet.

[sub]And blame Tom Cruise if you get a chance.[/sub]

In case of being Falcon Punched...

 

[VargRaev]

Get to the hospital, FAST!

In case of the sirens of death heading your way

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...uh...do...something...

In case of running out of ideas in a forum game...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...write memoirs, sell book, make millions.

In case of making millions...

 

[RagnorakTres]

...be rich.

In case of oversaturation of Barenaked Ladies songs...

 

[RagnorakTres]

...go to local venues to listen to local bands.

In case of ninja...

 

[RagnorakTres]

...be deferential and secretly plot how to overthrow him.

In case of obsession with FF12...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...stop it. Immediately.

In case of head exploding...

 

[RagnorakTres]

...find the Electrical Tape.

In case of Persian sand zombie invasion...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...drench Persians in barbecue sauce, point zombies in their direction.

In case of lack of barbecue sauce...

 

[RagnorakTres]

...find Worchestshire sauce. (However the hell you spell it...)

In case of feeling of entitlement...