In Case Of.....

[RagnorakTres]

...be impressed.
[sup]Thanks! I've been reading Advice Dog too much lately, thought I'd do some more intelligent things for fun. And I miss chatting with Neon and ajb in whatever thread that was...[/sup]
In case of extreme 4chan poisoning...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...drink bleach and ammonia. It's the only way to cleanse your mind.

In case of chlorine poisoning from failed mind cleansing attempt...

 

[RagnorakTres]

...eat burnt charcoal. It'll help, I swear.

[sup]NINJA! But it works...I think. Yeah, Advice Dog is STOOPID from 4chan. Hence 4chan poisoning. And double yeah, he's awesome. His 10,000 post was directed at me in that thread I was talking about.[/sup]

In case of no sleep...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...punch engine until it starts working again.

[sub]And pray you're not in a plane.[/sub]

In case of HEADSHOT...

 

[Sam G]

Celebrate! (you never said it was MY case of mistaken identity...)

In case of smart-asses...

 

[The Rockerfly]

Get surgery on it *oh snap* smart ass answer

In case on heroin overdose

 

[Sam G]

Regret the choices you made as a teenager.

In case of Hammertime...

 

[BlackJack47]

Do nothing, cos you can't touch this.

In case of clingy girlfriend...

 

[Azraellod]

...move country.

In case of being told lies...

 

[RagnorakTres]

...do research.
[sup]I was. Very.[/sup]
In case of stalking...

 

[Sam G]

Buy a mace. Not mace spray, an actual medieval bludgeoning weapon.

In case of Samurai...

 

[The Rockerfly]

[small] Damn it Jack I wish I could have responded nice answer though [/small]

Bring a lie detector or someone who can tell liars

In case of the truth

 

[The Rockerfly]

Hide

In case of necroing this thread

 

[Jaywebbs]

DOUBLE POST!

In Case of Vanilla Ice

 

[RagnorakTres]

...MC Hammer.

In case of mystic pterodactyls on an acid bomb run...

 

[Jaywebbs]

Stay of the X

In case of Fossils coming to live by demonic magic