In Case Of.....

[The Rockerfly]

Ah fuck this I just have no sense of timing

...Stop, then hammer time, not because it's relevant but because I wanted to say something relevant to my avatar this entire thread

In case of getting pissed off at the fact you can't say anything relevant to your avatar without being fucking ninja'd

 

[Ren3004]

... look out the window, take a deep breath, calm down, then go to japan and learn with the ninja masters.


In case of authorized personnel only sign...

 

[Jedamethis]

Die a virgin
[sub]You all saw that thread right?[/sub]

In case of sad pandas...

 

[Ren3004]

...tell them a joke.


In case of references to a thread you never saw... [sub]Seriously, I never saw that thread...[/sub]

 

[The Rockerfly]

Go and look it up, seriously it's kinda gross but quite funny

In case of being ill with Swine flu

 

[terribleyetfun]

get a shot or get shot

in case of broken "in case of emergency break glass" glass...

 

[The Rockerfly]

Either repair glass then break it or retrieve item from the "break glass" case

In case of desire for a better film then Batman forever

 

[Ren3004]

... let Joel Schumacher make another film, I'm sure he'll get it right the next time. Oh, wait...



In case of Batman & Robin...

 

[The Rockerfly]

Have the Riddler and two face fight back, they might win the second time

In case of the Joker

 

[Ren3004]

... don't ask him where he got his scars, he's very self-conscious about that.



In case of butterflies... in your bedroom... all over the place...

 

[The Rockerfly]

Try and catch them, surprisingly I love butterflies

In case of moths

 

[Ren3004]

... burn them.


In case of killing a thread (oops)...

 

[Voodoomancer]

...start a new page!

In case of zerg rush...

 

[Neesa]

Go outside.

In case of becoming blind...

 

[Ren3004]

... drop radioactive waste on yourself, causing your other senses to become amplified, then train yourself in hand to hand combat and fight crime.

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In case of wall of text...

 

[The Rockerfly]

Prepare the enter button

In case of the insert key in Microsoft word (try it if you don't already know)

 

[Ren3004]

... hope you notice it soon or cry when you realized you just lost those 27 pages.


iN CASE OF CAPS LOCK...

 

[COR 2000]

IT'S GONNA RUIN YOUR LIFE!

In case of ancient life ruins....