In Case Of.....

[Jedamethis]

Reveal them to be ancient lafe ruins, as you're still alive

In case of 42...

 

[Ren3004]

... THE ANSWER!


In case of having an Egyptian deity chasing you...

 

[dalek sec]

Have the locals and rebel jaffa at your back ready to fight! (Cookie for reference)

In case of deadly nerve gas leak...

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

Throw match.

In case of fire..

 

[Ren3004]

... throw water.


In case of flood...

 

[dalek sec]

Build an ark.

In case of snowstorm...

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

Kill it with Fire.

In case of /b/ infestation?

 

[Sassafrass]

Destroy all of them with anything you want.

In case of frisky ponies.

 

[Disaster Button]

Revel in the bestiality.

In case of Jesus coming a second time?

 

[Ren3004]

... look busy. It won't work, but at least you've tried.



In case of being chased by the goddamn Batman...

 

[dalek sec]

Give up, it's not worth it.

In case of being chased by daleks... (Yes they can fly up stairs)

 

[RagnorakTres]

SUMMON THE DOCTOR (and his trusty sonic screwdriver)!!!

In case of awesome British television...

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

Call in the Pyro

In case of Zombie Invaision. . .

 

[Ren3004]

...aim for the head.


In case of headless zombie invasion...

 

[Disaster Button]

Grab your flame thrower and Get-a-burnin'

Incase of being stalked.

 

[Sassafrass]

Make sure it ain't me. I take bones, ya know.

In case of Top Cat.

 

[Ren3004]

... you won't be able to move, because you'll have a stalk linking you to the ground. Got it? AHAH, stalk! Hehe... I'm sorry. Damn, that's what I get get for making such an imaginative response.

... don't let it distract you, or you'll be easy prey for the ninjas.


In case of bad puns...

 

[Disaster Button]

A Hammer made out of knives to kill whoever created the pun.

Incase of Britney Spears.

 

[Dorian]

.... Smash person using them and feast on their entrails.

In case of explosive decompression....

 

[Ren3004]

... you'll get to visit that place you always wanted to see. Not to mention, thousands of other ones.


In case of the Incredible Hulk...