In Case Of.....

[RagnorakTres]

...GasX.

In case of awesome British beatboxing...

 

[RagnorakTres]

...prepare for the very-end!

[sup]Not-so-subtle pun: Tres is "very" in French and Ragnorak is the Final Battle of the Gods in Norse Mythology that basically [EFF]s reality in the ass. With a sword.[/sup]

In case of more information than you needed...

 

[The Rockerfly]

Use the extra information to manipulate and kill the person

In case of porn on the internet being banned

 

[Jedamethis]

Raise magazine prices

In case of lack of women

 

[RagnorakTres]

...hide. The jails will empty soon, for it is the end of the world.

In case of overreaction...

 

[A Weary Exile]

[HEADING=1]SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!![/HEADING]

In case of Monty Python's Flying Circus...

 

[Guitar Gamer]

laugh your ass off
in case of shameless refferenceing
(hint _____COWARDS!!)

 

[The Rockerfly]

Make a more general reference

In case of miniguns

 

[Ren3004]

...hope you're not a fish in a barrel. (The reference should be a bit obvious, but it still deserves a cookie)



In case of giant robots that shoot lasers out of their eyes...

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

Stop playing Oblivion.

AHAAA, I knew someone would get it. Ahem, now...


...Always carry a trusty mirror

In case of THE BIG 'OLE BEAST 'A DOOM...

 

[Ren3004]

... hide in a bunker.


In case of fireballs...

 

[The Rockerfly]

Do a barrel roll to avoid the fireball. Either that or get a fire resisting shield

In case trolls

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...redirect them to 4chan.

In case of angry old ladies...

 

[Ren3004]

... hide while they complain about disrespectful youngsters and the Internet.



In case of impending doom...

 

[The Rockerfly]

Goodbye and thanks for the fishes

In case of real trolls (and not internet ones)

 

[Ren3004]

...kill them with fire and burn down the bridges.


In case of flying unicorns...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...watch in awe, then proceed to shoot them down.

In case of Crazy Ex-girlfriends/boyfriends...

 

[Ren3004]

... don't move, don't breathe, don't make eye contact. just dress yourself as a clown and head for the border.


In case of having to head for the border...