In Case Of.....

[terribleyetfun]

get your emergency fake ID's and emergency rocket powered car and drive.

in case of having no chosen one to defeat evil....

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...get together a quirky group of characters and try and take down the evil.

In case of crying children...

 

[Ren3004]

... get the milk bottle and change their diaper.


In case of an army of babies...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...play a lullaby.

In case of killer bees...

 

[Ren3004]

...what do you think that flaming hand is for?


In case of post number 666...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...earn a high-5 from Satan.

In case of graduation...

 

[Ren3004]

... get a funny hat. [sub]We don't get hats here... *sad face*[/sub]


In case of becoming crazy with power...

 

[Jedamethis]

What's bad about that! *razes city*

In case of monies

 

[Ren3004]

...burn it, it will corrupt you.


In case of becoming crazy without power...

 

[Jedamethis]

Be very very sad

In case of being very very sad...

 

[AvsJoe]

Find a tissue for your issue.

In case of sentient shots of tequila...

 

[The Rockerfly]

Drink them, what's the worst that could happen

In case of an overdose

 

[dalek sec]

Hope you don't die.

In case of too much drinking...

 

[The Rockerfly]

Drink water so you don't get hungover and hope you don't die

In case of dogs trying to lick a cut

 

[Ren3004]

...lick it before they can get to it.


In case of ant infestation...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...send in the Anteaters.

In case of Clowns that are on fire...

 

[Ren3004]

... have an army of flaming ninjas counter-attack.


In case of earthquake...

 

[Azraellod]

...get out of that extremely tall building that you are for some reason in.

In case of drunken stupidity...

 

[The Rockerfly]

Hope that pictures aren't take of your stupidity

In case of people trying to write on you when you are asleep

 

[Azraellod]

...break all the pens in the house in advance.

In case of kittens playing with wool...