In Case Of.....

[Yersinia pestis]

Read a book

In case of illiteracy...

 

[Pm0n3y]

Hooked on Phonics.

In case of a Rapture...

 

[Ren3004]

... find a Jack.


In case of being mind controlled...

 

[The Rockerfly]

perform surgery on yourself

In case of a failed operation on yourself

 

[Ren3004]

...sue yourself for malpractice.


In case of being sued by yourself...

 

[The Rockerfly]

Get yourself a good lawyer

In case of a paradox fuck up

 

[lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl]

...suicide? perhaps?

In case of running out of "in case of's?"

 

[Ren3004]

... make some more.

In case of going crazy due to trying to figure out a paradox...

 

[lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl]

...that one is DEFFINATELY suicide

In case of no "paradox," in which to drive you insane and commit suicide?

 

[Ren3004]

... just get a gun.


In case of dehydration...

 

[Ren3004]

... watch out for ants.


In case of ants...

 

[The Rockerfly]

wet them with oil then burn the bastards

In case of no girlfriend?

 

[Ren3004]

... find one.


In case of finding no one...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...dress a guy up.

In case of objections to cross-dressing...

 

[Ren3004]

... embrace celibacy.


In case of urges...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...suppress them.

In case of silenced pistol...

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Unsilence them.

In case of being caught with a gun....

 

[The Rockerfly]

Shoot the person who found you out

In case of it being your mother, best friend and wife

 

[Jedamethis]

Buy new ones! A foolproof solution!

In case of a flaw in your plan...