In Case Of.....

[lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl]

...kill IMrAngryPants for being a fag [HEADING=1]FUCK YOU MR ANGRY PANTS![/HEADING]


In case of angrypants not being a fag...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...STOP TROLLING.

In case of persistent troll/flame war...
[sup] Seriously, you two, if you want to fight, do it by PM and not drag every one else into it. And your reported (guy with yahtzee avatar).[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

Ignore and hopefully it'll go away.

In case of failure.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...prepare to facepalm.

In case of emo crabs...

Spoiler: *Reference*

 

[Sassafrass]

LOL endlessly at the 'Emo Crab'

In case of not having a good picture to counter.

[sup]I am so nicking that...[/sup]

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Cry.

In case of banhammer...

[small]user was banned for this post[/small]

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...never return to this site.

In case of constipated birds...

 

[lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl]

stay away from telephone poles

In case of death...

 

[Ren3004]

... find the Philosopher's Stone.


In case of imps...

 

[Azraellod]

...apply holy water.

In case of mad priests...

 

[lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl]

...find a new priest

in case of no more priests...

 

[Ren3004]

... holy water.


In case of holy water shortage...

 

[Azraellod]

...get some mad priests to bless some more.

In case of predicting where the conversation will lead...

 

[Ren3004]

... C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

In case of combo breaking...

 

[Azraellod]

...smile in satisfaction at the fact you ruined someone else's fun.

In case of ruining someone else's fun...

 

[Ren3004]

...smile.


In case of broken heart...

 

[Azraellod]

...fix with glue.

In case of glue shortage...

 

[SteakHeart]

Use duct tape.

In case of spine loss...

 

[Ren3004]

... build a better, stronger, spine.

In case of bionic enhancement...

 

[Azraellod]

...buy some from the shop of bones. I'm a regular customer.
...claim that you are at an unfair disadvantage despite it not being the case.

In case of accidental advertising...