In Case Of.....

[Jedamethis]

Sulk, and sulk, and sulk until you let yourself in

In case of sulking small child...

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Stop sucking him.

In case of a goat I have yet to kill...

 

[Jedamethis]

Kill it.

In case of deeeeeeeath....

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Ask for a 'res'.

In case of your milkshake gaining sentience...

 

[Sassafrass]

RUN!!!!

In case of milkshake catching you.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Use my never failing LHFE.

In case of your legs losing sentience...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...drop the butcher knife.

In case of hands becoming sentient and threatening you with that butcher's knife...

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Bite em off.

In case of face becoming sentient....

 

[ThreeWords]

eat your own face

In case of impossiblility...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...let it not occur.

In case of "do not want!"...

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Suicide.

In case of Mexican attack...

 

[Disaster Button]

...launch the Burritos.

In case of a Haunted House...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...get a priest.

In case of angry kittens...

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Laser em.

In case of hunger...

 

[Disaster Button]

...eat the remains of the Laser'd Kittehs.

In case of Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh Hooooooooooooooooooooo.

 

[lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl]

uhm, wtf?

In case of polio....

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...become angry.

In case of lazorz...
Edit: ninja'd but it works.

 

[Disaster Button]

...direct them at c0d3m0nk3y.

In case of Guy Love..

 

[lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl]

...stab disaster in the face because it's his fault

In case of Disaster being stabbed in the face..

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Laugh maniacally. That was the 'plan'.

In case of mortals finding my 'plan'...