In Case Of.....

[Ren3004]

... TAKE OVER THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!

In case of your plan to TAKE OVER THE ENTIRE WORLD not working...

 

[ThreeWords]

Realise that i am of course the supirior evil genius and ombine forces

[sup]Portugal? Sweet! That makes us (almost) neighbors!
I've just flown here to Spain (hence the screwy inner clock)[/sup]

In case of uncomfortable proximity to a certain Escapist...

 

[Ren3004]

... *blush*


In case of blushing...

 

[The Rockerfly]

Get a syringe and take all the blood from your face, should help

In case of lack of blood

 

[ThreeWords]

Die, painfully

In case of bloodcurdling screams heard from the next room

 

[Ren3004]

... check it out. I'm sure it's nothing dangerous. Definitely not a ghost or a serial killer.


In case of serial killer...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Don't run off into the woods with almost no clothes on.

In case of Horror movie cliche's...

 

[Ren3004]

... hide inside the old rotten house where a child murderer was lynched by an angry mob.


In case of two of your mates having already perished inside the house...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...insist to the rest of your friends that you should split up.

In case of splitting up...

 

[Ren3004]

... follow your mates' dying screams.


In case of finding an undead serial killer holding your mate's bloody head...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Take a step back and break your leg.

In case of approaching bloody death...

 

[Ren3004]

... scream.


In case of someone saving you at the last moment...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...go off with them into the sunset.

In case of killing the undead murderer...

 

[Ren3004]

... hope he doesn't come back for the sequel.


In case of sequel...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...start off in a new location, trying to forget everything that happened in the first movie.

In case of drunken teenage party in the middle of the sequel...

 

[Ren3004]

... don't be the first to leave the party, that's always the one who dies.


In case of getting a threatening phone call during the party...
[sub]"Remember me, Vee?
Who is this?
I missed you...
Who is this, how did you get this number?
Look out the window..."[/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...try not to follow the instructions.

In case of following the instructions...

[sub] *Considers what to do for a moment then looks outside* [/sub]

 

[PixelKing]

...Grab the nearest beer bottle and smash it on a table.

In case of fire...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Stop, drop and roll!

In case of stop, drop and rocking instead...

 

[Ren3004]

... be engulfed by the flames.


In case of the flames being warmer than you anticipated...