In Case Of.....

[IMrAngryPantsI]

...Mock its foolishness, mammals cannot survive the energy pulse required to be come undying.

In case of an annoying goat...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...facepalm.

In case of seizure...

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Wear a helmet.

In case of bear attack.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...prepare for pain.

In case of pain...

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Wear a blindfold. Ya wont see it coming.

In case of an alien attack...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...prepare for slavery under your new overlords.

In case of alien overlord asking you for "special favors"...

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Poop on his "probe" while hes in there.

In case of poop-stains...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...feed him more fiber.

In case of zombie spontaneous toilet...

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Summon the power of the almighty LHFE.

In case of not knowing the definition of PIRATE...

 

[The Rockerfly]

Find a girl and have sex with her

In case of erectile dysfunction

 

[The Rockerfly]

Know you have met me

In case of several people on this thread mentioning my avatar

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...substitute with bananas.

In case of HELL YEAH!...

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

...Ask Bear Grylls

In case of Bear Grylls dying or going batshit insane with an armadillo.....?.....