In Case Of.....

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

... put the baking soda and vinager down.

In case of mother...

 

[Timotei]

...have your dad's gun handy.

In case of 4Chan raid...

 

[Metric Monkey]

Get the banhammer launcher.

In case of stolen virginity...

 

[The Rockerfly]

Beat her then rape until they give it back

In case of illogical answers

 

[Jedamethis]

Give illogical questions.

In case of 50 pages and 1735 posts...
[sub]Thanks you guys![/sub]

 

[The Rockerfly]

Celebrate

[small][small] Thank you for making this fun thread[/small][/small]

In case of Jeremy Kyle

 

[Jedamethis]

Poke him in the eye!
[sub]No problem![/sub]

In case of eye infection...

 

[The Rockerfly]

Get a bionic eye

In case of your new bionic eye turning on you...

 

[Jedamethis]

Poke it.

In case of poke-resistant bionic eye turning on you...

 

[Pm0n3y]

....get a bionic arm. Now how poke-resistant are you?!

In case of braking your tv...

 

[Jedamethis]

Take the wheels off

In case of spelling error...

 

[Ren3004]

... use the power of the edit button.


In case of the power of the edit button making your computer explode...

 

[The Rockerfly]

Keeping editing, one may get through

In case of a shit film...

 

[Ren3004]

...watch it with friends and laugh.


In case of having no friends...

 

[The Rockerfly]

Feel upset and unloved but then go join a group and get some ^-^

In case of failing that and beginning drinking...

 

[Ren3004]

...don't drive.

In case of driving...

 

[The Rockerfly]

Don't drink (surprisingly)

In case of being drunk and driving

 

[Ren3004]

... watch out for the police.

In case of being pulled over...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...explain that you're not as think as they drunk you are.

In case of explaining failing...