In Case Of.....

Lambi · Dec 10, 2009

...kill yourself.

In case of being ugly and immortal...

Jedamethis · Dec 10, 2009

Use your immortality to become rich, and have a shitload of plastic surgery and stuff

In case of being poor...

Lambi · Dec 10, 2009

...make friends.

In case of being a complete douche...

Ren3004 · Dec 10, 2009

... don't talk to me. Ever.

In case of talking to me...

Lambi · Dec 10, 2009

...punch him. Real hard.

In case of you getting completely pwned by douche...

Ren3004 · Dec 10, 2009

... run away in shame.

In case of shame...

Lambi · Dec 10, 2009

...hide.

In case of winter trees telling jokes...

Jedamethis · Dec 11, 2009

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay...
Chop em down!

In case of dull weather...

Lambi · Dec 11, 2009

...bring correct clothes.

In case of being in swimsuit outside in winter...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Dec 11, 2009

...freeze to death.

In case of not freezing fast enough...

Lambi · Dec 11, 2009

...quickly run inside your house.

In case of house being locked...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Dec 12, 2009

...die.

In case of fire...

Lambi · Dec 12, 2009

...be warm.

In case of fire burning you...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Dec 12, 2009

...feel pain.

In case of catching fire...

Lambi · Dec 12, 2009

...hope you don't sneeze fire.

In case of sneezing fire...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Dec 12, 2009

...see the house burn down.

In case of firefighters not saving the house...

Lambi · Dec 12, 2009

...hope you had insurance.

In case of being a sexy beast...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Dec 12, 2009

...avoid fangirls.

In case of unavoidable fangirls...

Lambi · Dec 12, 2009

...change appearence.

In case of new appearence being an even sexier beast...

Ren3004 · Dec 12, 2009

... train you fangirl avoiding skills.

In case of having an impossible game...