In Case Of.....

[Ren3004]

... rip them to shreds.


In case of the fangirls capturing you and forcing you to walk around half-naked...

 

[Lambi]

...hope you don't sparkle.

In case of sparkling...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...kill yourself.

In case of being a sparkly zombie...

 

[Lambi]

...eat brains with glitter on.

In case of glitter attracting little girls...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...eat them.

In case of you going into the middle of Akihabara and shouting LOLICON!!!!!...

 

[Lambi]

...be able to run very fast.

In case of being out of shape...

 

[Ren3004]

... carve your muscles.


In case of massive internal bleeding...

 

[Lambi]

...go to a hospital.

In case of dieing of bloodloss before getting to hospital...

 

[Ren3004]

... become a ghost.


In case of ghosts not existing...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...make them exist by being the first one.

In case of succeeding...

 

[Lambi]

...do the caramelldansen [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX6e7sO1ss0].

In case of caramelldansen spreading...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...say "lol wut?"

In case of pear with teeth...

 

[Lambi]

...hope it doesn't bite you.

In case of apple with eyes...

 

[Ren3004]

... have a staring contest.


In case of losing...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...do not despair.

In case of having a staring contest with a Medusa...

 

[Ren3004]

... don't worry, you will certainly win.


In case of being turned to stone...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...hope it means you die.

In case of being alive while being stone...

 

[Lambi]

...try to cry.

In case of just noticing we are on page 69...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...let somebody point it out for you.

In case of not getting why being on page 69 is significant...

 

[Lambi]

...look up why the number 69 is significant.

In case of Metalocalypse...