In Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion what do you think your character was in prison for at the beginning?
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Defying the laws of physics by jumping from dive rock to the imperial city and landing on an orphan. Poor orphan.
I was part of a company of bandits. We raided unfortunate citizens all over Cyrodiil, and the law could do nothing. We took everything we could and never gave back. Homes, women, gold, we talk them all. Reports of our villainy reached the Imperial City. We were hated by most, idolised by few. The Imperial Court needed to be rid of us, but didn't have the means. Their current guard just weren't enough. They pleaded with the highest mages of the guild to help them reach a solution. A month later, they'd come up with their solution. Using enchanted armour, the Imperial Guard gained the ability to teleport.
One by one, the gang were arrested and jailed, some even executed. Little by little our numbers decreased until I was the only one left. Wearing my previously unseen disguise, I entered the Imperial City for one last heist. I was greeted at the gates.
"STOP!"
And so our tale begins...
One by one, the gang were arrested and jailed, some even executed. Little by little our numbers decreased until I was the only one left. Wearing my previously unseen disguise, I entered the Imperial City for one last heist. I was greeted at the gates.
"STOP!"
And so our tale begins...
I got arrested for prefering The Elder Scrolls 3: Morrowind over Oblivion due to it being superior and awesome in every way besides the graphics. 
NO! Wait! I've got it! I was arrested for... PIRACY! >
NO! Wait! I've got it! I was arrested for... PIRACY! >
Because Bethesda Softworks employs a bunch of pussies who object to the act of potentially killing children in video games, and thus design their games to make it impossible to do so. If you don't believe me then try to open fire on the inhabitants of Little Lamplight in Fallout 3.Hlain said:
(wait a minute, do I actually have to URGE someone to try and shoot the snotty brats in that place? Tell me honestly that you didn't let your temper get the better of you. >
)
Given that my main character was basically a dhampir akin to Camilla... well, let's just say the Imperial City finally discovered what happened to all their virgin maidens. ;D
Needless to say, as hot as the sight was, they were not happy.
Needless to say, as hot as the sight was, they were not happy.
Ah yes, the BEST level 1 panty thief in Cyrodil. However was he/she caught?Paragon Fury said:
My character had a similar past as he was a level 1 mage sentenced to death for accidentally setting fire to a high priest's robes during a ceremony.
I am the greatest gladiator of all time. During one of my crazy after arena parties, I decided to mix all the booze I had, drink it, and do a ton of Skooma. After I awoke from my drunken haze, I realized I had murdered several armed platoons of guards. My Muscles were messed up do to all the skooma and I was so hungover, I never recovered till I hit the level cap.
I killed the man who was wearing Fin Gleam because he beat me in a game of Mudcrab wrestling, a common game played by youngsters in Anvil.
