In Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion what do you think your character was in prison for at the beginning?

[Kenjitsuka]

I bet you just did nothing wrong, but the Emperor saw you where the awesome, stalwart Hero needed to solve all his problems. But he can't be seen associating with you because of nonsensical social standing stuff. So he lets them pick you up and secretly visits you whilst in prison. Perfect, Mon Capitan!

 

[Jibblejab]

Dividing by zero

 

[Jordanjay]

I ate far too much at an inn, felt rather bloated and went on my way. I eventually happened upon an imperial guard and let out a cheeky fart. Little did I know this would result in either death, an incredibly steep fine or a night in the cell...

 

[Savagezion]

I was thrown in jail for pirating Oblivion and trolling at the local tavern's message board. (Restroom walls)

 

[vxicepickxv]

Illegal possession of a better staring location.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Insurance Fraud.

My own fireball spell burnt up my house, and I tried to claim that it was arson.

 

[jigilojoe]

I've always thought it was a Fear & Loathing esque bender around Cyrodill, and not remembering a thing afterwards.

 

[Fuselage]

I was a member of the Sex Guild.
You never heard of it because I burned down the headquarters and destroyed all evidence.
I got arrested.

 

[SimuLord]

As Thoronir's apprentice and fresh from Valenwood, refused to pay protection money to Audens Avidius.

 

[echioderm]

Getting shitfaced off Skooma in the imperial lake.

so basically, the rpg version of pete doherty? lol

 

[MrJKapowey]

spending too much time in 'no clothes' in the market.

 

[Chronarch]

It was either for talking to a skull in public whilst imitating the voice of Mr. T.

or

For burning down a crematorium.

 

[Mcface]

Tried to say "hello" to someone but accidentally stole their shit.

 

[nuba km]

fishing in my pyjamas (actually illegal in a American town)

 

[Rasputin1]

Downing 10 bottles of Skooma, running around the Imperial City at 50mph when I crashed into guard, causing him, and myself to go crashing into the wall of the prison, landing us both in an unoccupied jail, surrounded by rubble. I don't remember much after that, but I think the crash(plus the Skooma) caused me to pass out, and they just sort of repaired the wall while I was unconcious

 

[fates_puppet13]

i played a necromancer/ a cowardly bastard class so i said it was for being too lazy to fight my enemies

any and all playthroughs after i got killed by everything level 10 onwards and therefor made a more competant class it was for shagging the mother of the dark elf in the cell across

 

[Cormac250]

I was in jail for getting into a bar fight and killing htree people after they insulted my sexuality. My character was gay.

 

[spartandude]

"Shagging the emporer's wife and daughter at the same time while playing a rock guitar solo on the desicrated corpse of god!"

 

[The Man With the Soap]

I was thrown in prison for being an Argonian.