In-Game running gags between you and your friends
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Oh god. I have loads.
-In our household, Mr Saturn is Mr Snubbl. (due to a goof i made once)
-In SSBB, when a Smash ball appeared once, me and my brother were trying to get it and i suddenly yelled "THE BALLS ARE INERT." ...No matter how many times i say it, he still gets struck by paralytic laughing fits.
-Brothers randomly call Game-And-Watch "Mr Key-and-Match" due to my old tactics of smash and air-down-b spamming.
-Often when im exploring in certain games, i say one of the following -
-"Lets go to the left/right. We have treasure, we have - (whatever's there)
-"...Whats up here? Is it a secret? Is it pizza? is it secret pizza?
-In our household, Mr Saturn is Mr Snubbl. (due to a goof i made once)
-In SSBB, when a Smash ball appeared once, me and my brother were trying to get it and i suddenly yelled "THE BALLS ARE INERT." ...No matter how many times i say it, he still gets struck by paralytic laughing fits.
-Brothers randomly call Game-And-Watch "Mr Key-and-Match" due to my old tactics of smash and air-down-b spamming.
-Often when im exploring in certain games, i say one of the following -
-"Lets go to the left/right. We have treasure, we have - (whatever's there)
-"...Whats up here? Is it a secret? Is it pizza? is it secret pizza?
After having a friend continually shoot a repair icon in Warhawk, I calmly told him :"That is a health pickup. It will do you no harm." Now I consistently replace "health pickup" with all manner of things.
-"*Insert name here*, you're an idiot."
-"Yes I are." (Battlefront 2)
Ah, self-referencial hilarity.
-"*Insert name here*, you're an idiot."
-"Yes I are." (Battlefront 2)
Ah, self-referencial hilarity.
In James Bond 007: Everything or Nothing, there is a character in multiplayer called "Egypt Commander." So my friend says "Hmm. Egypt Commander. I wonder if he commands Egypt. "Get Back to work, Egypt!"
I've got a few.
- When ever I play with one friend we both customise your characters to be gay (as in boarder-line offensive to homosexuals) and use it to make fun of homophobic guys. My friend is gay for real aswell.
- I have one friend I coop with. If he gets swarmed I either yell 'I'LL SAVE ME!' and leave him to die (which usually makes him kill me later) or I 'I'LL SAVE YOU, DON'T WORRY!' and charge with my knife/chainsaw/blunt object. It can result in epic rescues, but usually ends in two dead bodies.
- My friend will randomly kill me for no reason, I play a stealth class so I survive slightly longer.
- I call my brother the 'Shotgun Ninja' because he says 'Look out for the shotgun ninja.' and if someone replies he will take a kill. I've never seen him until I was dead.
- My clan love to make games challenging for us. So our thing (which I started) is to play Cod 4 using only knives and rockets. The rule about rockets is you can only use it to save a teammate.
- We empty our ammo at the start of the round so noone cheats.
- When ever I play with one friend we both customise your characters to be gay (as in boarder-line offensive to homosexuals) and use it to make fun of homophobic guys. My friend is gay for real aswell.
- I have one friend I coop with. If he gets swarmed I either yell 'I'LL SAVE ME!' and leave him to die (which usually makes him kill me later) or I 'I'LL SAVE YOU, DON'T WORRY!' and charge with my knife/chainsaw/blunt object. It can result in epic rescues, but usually ends in two dead bodies.
- My friend will randomly kill me for no reason, I play a stealth class so I survive slightly longer.
- I call my brother the 'Shotgun Ninja' because he says 'Look out for the shotgun ninja.' and if someone replies he will take a kill. I've never seen him until I was dead.
- My clan love to make games challenging for us. So our thing (which I started) is to play Cod 4 using only knives and rockets. The rule about rockets is you can only use it to save a teammate.
- We empty our ammo at the start of the round so noone cheats.
I've got quite a few of them, but I'll just name my favorites:
1. Whenever my friends and I are playing Halo 3 on XBL, the three of us will get into a warthog and begin to sing the main Halo theme into our mics as we hunt down and kill the opposing team. This annoys the shit out of the other players and we get a good laugh out of it.
2. We have insulting/random names for most of the characters/items/attacks on Super Smash Bros. However, a few of our favorite characters have cool nick names. For examle, Luigi is "The General", Mr. Saturn is "Nose fighter", Luigi's side smash is known as a "Hoobie." and Kirby's sword and hammer attacks are known as "Anal hammer" and "Anal sword." becuase, we can't for the live of us figure out where else he could be pulling them from.
1. Whenever my friends and I are playing Halo 3 on XBL, the three of us will get into a warthog and begin to sing the main Halo theme into our mics as we hunt down and kill the opposing team. This annoys the shit out of the other players and we get a good laugh out of it.
2. We have insulting/random names for most of the characters/items/attacks on Super Smash Bros. However, a few of our favorite characters have cool nick names. For examle, Luigi is "The General", Mr. Saturn is "Nose fighter", Luigi's side smash is known as a "Hoobie." and Kirby's sword and hammer attacks are known as "Anal hammer" and "Anal sword." becuase, we can't for the live of us figure out where else he could be pulling them from.
Whenever me and my friend hang out at my house we piss around in Assassin's Creed doing something we call the "Anti-Idiot Patrol" which basically involves killing the beggar women, the
guys speaking to the large crowds, the drunks/lepers/mental guys. Basically anyone who does something annoying but we specifically kill them in their own way. The Speakers are silently killed with the hidden blade, beggar women are beaten to death with bear fists and the drunks/lepers/mental guys are just thrown around until they hit a stall/scaffolding or water
guys speaking to the large crowds, the drunks/lepers/mental guys. Basically anyone who does something annoying but we specifically kill them in their own way. The Speakers are silently killed with the hidden blade, beggar women are beaten to death with bear fists and the drunks/lepers/mental guys are just thrown around until they hit a stall/scaffolding or water
When a freind uses a light machine gun non-stop from the level starts to the end we recite."THIS MACHINE GUNS MAKE UP FOR OUR TINY PENISES!!!"
Ah it's kinda hard to explain, but it made the game so much better.
My mate hadn't played Dead Rising before, so he found some wierd hat with a big smiley face on it. Later we had to restart the game and didn't realise he had the hat on... so all the cutscenes were played through with this ridiculous face pretty much annihilating all sincerity in the game and making it really quite funny to watch!!
My mate hadn't played Dead Rising before, so he found some wierd hat with a big smiley face on it. Later we had to restart the game and didn't realise he had the hat on... so all the cutscenes were played through with this ridiculous face pretty much annihilating all sincerity in the game and making it really quite funny to watch!!
I was playing Halo 3 campaign co-op with a friend, and I end up crashing the Warthog into a rock, it flips over, rolls down a hill, rams a Ghost (blowing it up) and falls off the edge of a cliff into a pool of water. I'm thrown out of the driver's seat, and as I run to get back in the car it gets blown up. Me and my friend say nothing for a few seconds, and I say:
"Good thing I've got my AA Card." (The AA is a UK organisation for car insurance/repairs) So now, any time either one of us destroys a vehicle that we are in quite spectacularly in any game, we just say that.
"Good thing I've got my AA Card." (The AA is a UK organisation for car insurance/repairs) So now, any time either one of us destroys a vehicle that we are in quite spectacularly in any game, we just say that.
Me and my buddy mike when we are playing HQ on COD4, usually take it turns to be the 'Keptin'. This entails one of us putting on a upper crust english accent and saying things like 'follow me lads, over the top for blighty' and trying to knife/pistol kill the entire other team, it usually fails miserably, but does allow the rest of our team to actually catch the HQ, more often then not.
What makes it funnier is that mike is a yank, and usually stoned when we play, and i'm british, usually drunk when playing. When we start rolling on a big win streak it's usually celebrated by singing 'baby got back', which usually gets our whole team laughing and messing about.
the other is when sniping and you get the headshot, to shout 'you dirty *****, you love the money shot!'. always amusing
oh, and whenever you are the last man standing on your team, to start saying 'save me jeebus, save me!'
What makes it funnier is that mike is a yank, and usually stoned when we play, and i'm british, usually drunk when playing. When we start rolling on a big win streak it's usually celebrated by singing 'baby got back', which usually gets our whole team laughing and messing about.
the other is when sniping and you get the headshot, to shout 'you dirty *****, you love the money shot!'. always amusing
oh, and whenever you are the last man standing on your team, to start saying 'save me jeebus, save me!'
My friends and I were goofing around on a Gmod Build server I was an admin on. Some mingetard came on and started screwing around with the color tool and prop resizer. When I teleported to him to do the admin bit, he colored me purple and resized me to 3x the normal size. On impulse, I shouted "NADER SMASH" into the mic and permbanned him. Now everyone says "Smashed" or "Nadersmashed" every time I ban/kick/slay/etc.
When I was young, me and my brother and sister would play a lot of adventure games. We got stuck at one point while playing Full Throttle during the stage where you need to find gas for your bike. We figured out how we were supposed to get the gas, by draining it from the police hovercraft thingy, but we didn't understand the idea of siphoning gas back then. So after trying many different combinations of items and and actions we were about to give up when I angrily said, "Make him suck the gas pipe!" as a joke. To our surprise, he began to suck the gas through the pipe and siphon it into the canister. From then on, we've used the phrase "Suck the gas pipe" whenever we become stuck in a game, to remind us to chase every option no matter how silly it may seem.
In 'ye good olde' Smash Bros. Melee, a friend of me once took Ness (Lil' psycho-kid) on the Onett stage. (the one with the cars) He kept getting hit by the cars, launched, and smashed into the screen. Once, he said "Eww, a Ness on my windscreen." and since then, it's been said any time Ness got hit by a car or into the screen.
-One time in SSBB, me, my friend and some of his friends were doing a tournament and my friend kept on being Zelda/Shiek. So in a match, he kept on switching between them to annoy us and I said "Stop being a hussy Shelda!" Now every time my friend uses Shiek/Zelda, we always yell in high-raspy-old lady voices asking "Shelda" how her day ways.
- We were playing MArio kart Wii, and one of my friends were Baby Peach. Since in every single player race, Baby Peach was usually in the top 3 racers, so when the friend was braging about how he was winning, I said "why?!?! Because you're 'fucking[' baby peach?!?!?!"
Didn't come out right XD
- We were playing MArio kart Wii, and one of my friends were Baby Peach. Since in every single player race, Baby Peach was usually in the top 3 racers, so when the friend was braging about how he was winning, I said "why?!?! Because you're 'fucking[' baby peach?!?!?!"
Didn't come out right XD
One of my KotOR-loving friends and I have lovely memories of Carth Onasi shouting "Down you go!" and trying to shoot a Dark Jedi in the face before being power attacked and subsequently KO'd, so now we yell it whenever we're about to do something stupid or suicidal.
When playing Halo (doesn't really matter which one) I tend to scream at my opponents while pistol-whipping with anything i can find.
My mate in Halo also tries to get a Banshee at any opportunity and sing "I'm the Banshee Fairy" fo the whole time he has it.
Coincidently, when i'm not screaming at peoples faces and pistol whipping them i steal the ghost what happens after that is pretty much the same but it ends in people being run over.
(I'm not typically a loud player, i just enjoy screaming when i play Halo.)
Super smash bros. (again, doesn't matter which one as long as it has Game & Watch)
I always annoy my friends by dodging all attacks as Game & Watch and then do his Bell ringing taunt constantly.
The only thing my friends think is worse is our mate meg who doesn't fight, she just does her favourite taunt as pikachu while the other fighters fight to for the right to knock her out.
My mate in Halo also tries to get a Banshee at any opportunity and sing "I'm the Banshee Fairy" fo the whole time he has it.
Coincidently, when i'm not screaming at peoples faces and pistol whipping them i steal the ghost what happens after that is pretty much the same but it ends in people being run over.
(I'm not typically a loud player, i just enjoy screaming when i play Halo.)
Super smash bros. (again, doesn't matter which one as long as it has Game & Watch)
I always annoy my friends by dodging all attacks as Game & Watch and then do his Bell ringing taunt constantly.
The only thing my friends think is worse is our mate meg who doesn't fight, she just does her favourite taunt as pikachu while the other fighters fight to for the right to knock her out.