In My Defense...

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense, after three beers everything beeomes a sandwhich.

You shitted on my couch.

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, I was hungry and named Ed.

You are a Communist!
*Fires Liberty Prime*

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense I'm asian.
*Sends out Gundams

You got your Liberty Prime in my Gundams.

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, fuck your Gundams! Liberty Prime is AMERICAN.

You failed to entertain me!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense, I am also part Portugese.

You tried to overthrow the King Neonbob!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, that was before he was even at 8k.

You sank my destroyer!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense, You sunk my Submarine. You should have signed the treaty.


You did not sign the treaty.

 

[Cargando]

In my defense, [s/]it was... destroying... my fort.[/s] I shall never have peace with you, you bally cad!

You only have twelve troops left!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, you only have three.

You killed the king!

 

[Cargando]

In my defense, that was how I lost my troops. Checkmate I believe.

You embarrassed Sherlock Holmes!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, I BLAME WATSON!

You deleted my saved games!

 

[Cargando]

In my defense, I was curing your gaming addiction.

You blew me up! (Not in that way)

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, it was a very attractive board.....

You wince from the pain!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, my nervous system is hyper-sensitive.

you stole my emergency provisions.

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, they were just sitting there and I needed them.

You fired the lasers!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i was bored and you told me i could.

you kidnapped my grandparents.

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

In my defense, I didn't it was them.

You haven't used a metonym recently!

 

[LockHeart]

In my defense, I have no idea what that is.

You're staying up too late!