In My Defense...

[Dorian]

In my defense..... Damn Canadians, breaking the flow of The Escapist's time.....

You broke my arm! PRICK!
[sup]It was my wanking arm, too.... :'([/sup]

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i enjoyed the sound of it snapping.
[small]i'm somewhat malicious[/small]

you smashed my installation CD.

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, I didn't think it would be good for you to be playing Rapelay.
[sup]But..... but why?
Why do this to Pervert?[/sup]

You aren't getting the inside joke!

 

[LockHeart]

In my defense, I'm outside in ur base, with Anonymous.
[sub]Flee mortals...[/sub]

You're not fleeing!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, you said yourself that i have no sense of humour.
in my defense, i'm not supposed to. i have to clean up after all those murders.
[small]why not?
that question solves everything[/small]

you confiscated my pens.

 

[Ristoril]

in my defense i like pens

you gave my computer a virus!!!

 

[Dorian]

In me defense, I wanted to send one of them to an island to make a bad joke.
[sup]*Summons Daedroth army*
You sure you wanna use that excuse?[/sup]

You are intimidated by my Daedroths!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, that was a false accusation.
[small]planning ahead is useful[/small]

you stabbed me with a pair of scissors.

 

[LockHeart]

In my defence, they're scissors!
[sub]Stab stabby stab stab...[/sub]

You are contributing to the collapse of society through continued Oblivion Gate usage!

 

[Ristoril]

in my defense they look really kool

you are burning babies

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i'm dying of scissor wounds. why should i care about anyone else?

you stole my identity.

 

[LockHeart]

In my defence, I just want the sympathy only a scissor victim can receive...

You are demanding too much, sir!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, I needed a life.
[sup]See what I did there?[/sup]

You saw what I did there!!!

 

[LockHeart]

In my defence, it was unavoidable!
[sub]I did indeed![/sub]

You caused the unstoppable force to meet the immovable object!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, that's because you sent me a message saying what you did.
in my defense, neither can exist, and i was proving it.

you kept me up late with this game.

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, who can resist my charismatic charm?
*Crickets chirp*
Aww......

You blew up the lighthouse!

 

[LockHeart]

In my defence, I thought it was a candle that needed to be blown out.
[sub]Yes, I am actually of epic proportions.[/sub]

You toppled that statue!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, it was of hitler.

you taped my eyes shut.

 

[LockHeart]

In my defence, thou art a Gorgon and would turn me to stone.
[sub]Just kidding.[/sub]

You shot me with a crossbow!

 

[Ristoril]

in my defense i had a crossbow

you killed my children