In My Defense...

[Azraellod]

in my defense, you said you wanted to test your new armour.
[small]how could you know that?[/small]
in my defense, i'm a sadistic murderer. what do you expect?

you sprayed ink all over me.

 

[LockHeart]

In my defence, I was filling out forms in A+E with a crossbow bolt to the head.

You didn't raise your kids well!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i think i raised them just fine as obedient minions.

you stabbed me with a gun.

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, it's a dumb blond joke.

You are of average intelligence!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, average where I live is damn genius where you live.

You set my test afire.

 

[LockHeart]

In my defence, I'm tired and not thinking straight. Just wait until tomorrow.
[sub]On that note, I am actually off to bed. Night guys.[/sub]

You are a mockery of all that is good and true!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, your morality is warped.

You called me fatso! And I'm not even chubby!

 

[Ristoril]

in my defense i feel like insulting people

you stole my comfy chair

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, I needed it for thinking.

You did something unspeakable with a goat!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, setting it on fire is hardly unspeakable.

you made my job harder for me.

 

[Ristoril]

in my defense im trying to surpass u

you ate my left leg

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, I got hungry.

You secretly love Bob Barker, as we all do.

 

[Ristoril]

in my defense he dresses provocatively

you reek of death

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, I haven't showered yet.

You made me sad.

 

[Ristoril]

in my defense making u sad made me happy

u divided by zero

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense my calculator told me error when I tried.

You stole a famous catchphrase!

 

[Ristoril]

in my defense i didn't steal it, it stole me

you nuked russia

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, they were being arrogant little cocks.
They had to learn their place.

You gave me faulty firing mechanisms!

 

[Insanum]

In my Defence i was heavily distracted, Blame your mother.

You drank all my Cherry Coke!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, that stuff is TASTY.
I could not resist.

You didn't answer my direct question!