In My Defense...

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense you didn't word it correctly


you ate my bag of crisps

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I needed a quick snack.

You held me back a year!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense you could never answer a question i ever asked you on anything.


you poisoned my water supply, burned my crops and delivered a plague unto my house.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I told you my retribution would be biblical.
You just had to take my last pop tart.

You questioned the validity of existence!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i have proof that says otherwise


You broke every toilet in the store

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, the manager gave me a bunch of cherry bombs.
It's like he knew what I wanted.

You shot Santa!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense he broke into my house and stole various item of importance to me.


You ripped the fabric of reality in half

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I needed to wrap something in it.

You didn't answer your phone!

 

[VargRaev]

In my defense, it was my obnoxious brother who were calling..


you Sold the moon to Aliens!

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

In my defense they were threatening to blow up earth!

You put your neighbor in a woodchipper

 

[NeoAC]

In my defense, it was fun.

You drank all my Dr. Pepper!

 

[ravensshade]

in my defense i just threw it away.

you killed fluffy..

 

[NeoAC]

In my defense, you wasted perfectly good Dr. Pepper!

You neutered my dog!

 

[Rostello]

In my defense, it was totally consentual.

You used all the good mustard!

 

[VargRaev]

In my defense, its years since last had mustard, YEARS!


You post lolcats in all your posts!

 

[ravensshade]

in my defense it was a lolcat virus

you stoe my cowboy hat

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, it didn't suit you.

you stole my identity.

 

[ravensshade]

in my defense i wanted to frame someone and you were the closest

you ate a russian

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i hadnt eaten in over a week and he was the first thing i saw


you colored in all my schoolbooks

 

[ravensshade]

in my defense schoolbooks are to bland

you gave me D&D source books