In My Defense...

[Ristoril]

in my defense i needed the next poster to trip over them

u didnt trip on my tripmines

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense, you put them on the other side of the road. That's just bad planning by you!

You forgot to post somthing to defend against.

 

[Jedamethis]

That was you! And if he couldn't remember how to play the game, how can he remember what I supposedly did?

you mutilated my poor little kitty!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was being a little bastard, and shit on my floor.

You canceled my food plan!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense, You were planning on feeding them nuclear warheads. Even I know that;s a bad idea and i wanted to feed them Chainsaws.

You insulted my Chainsaw!

 

[Jedamethis]

In my defence, I couldn't see that it was a chainsaw

You insulted my fish!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, he had it coming, the coy bastard...

You stole my precious soft drinks!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

That was you! And if he couldn't remember how to play the game, how can he remember what I supposedly did?

you mutilated my poor little kitty!

*Hit's with hammer* There no more witnesses.

I am tired of my hard drinks not getting the recognition they deserve. People say they don't want to suck on a straw that hard to get liquid into there mouth. Well I- Why are you laughing!?

You killed the radio star.

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i was dying of thirst.
in my defense, my boss told me to.

you stole the left side of my house.

 

[Jedamethis]

In my defence, I was going to build a new, better left wall for you!

you made me run out of ideas!

 

[Cargando]

In my defense, [s/]I wanted to see what the inside looked like.[/s] I needed the ideas for myself. (Low Imagination)

You adopted me.

 

[Jedamethis]

In my defence, I wanted an evil apprentice

you didn't want to be my apprentice

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, it was the only way i had a chance of avoiding jail time.
in my defense, i'm already an apprentice to someone else.

you broke my grandfather clock.

 

[Ristoril]

in my defense it was tall and far too garish

you gave ruined my hopes and dreams

 

[Jedamethis]

In my defence, it was a hot dog eating contest

you made me type so fast I hurt my fingers

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i couldn't think of a better way to cook them.

you ate my fridge contents.

 

[Jedamethis]

In my defence, it was stuck on your left wall

you planned to cook my fingers!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, cannibalism is underrated.

you stabbed me with a pack of playing cards.