In My Defense...

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you said you were interested in starting the game.
Enjoy!

You sent me a letter alligator!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, it was cheaper than the punctuation alligator.

You left me 116 messages in that group!
MY GOD!!! :O!!

 

[ravensshade]

in my defense i thought you were getting bored with the whale mail

you don't care about anything!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, I'm a cold hearted son of a *****.

You hacked the library's computer!

 

[ravensshade]

[sub] that's not really a defense is it portal? [/sub]

in my defense i had 1 million in due's to pay.. besides i removed all due's

you racked up a huge debt on someone elses credit card

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it's not like they had anything important to do with their lives anyway.
I just gave them a purpose.

You didn't clean the bathroom!

 

[Dread Pirate Pete]

In my defense, the bathroom was stolen.

You stole the bathroom!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, the one I use was blown up earlier, and I HAD to go.

You erased me from existence!

 

[Jedamethis]

In my defence, it was an alternate reality

you fell over my cat!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, the damn thing weighs a ton and is a camouflaged thing of evil.

You put spikes in my soda!

 

[eatenbyagrue]

In my defense, the instructions said "Pull tab and spike"

You mooned Yahtzee!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, he said that his life was boring him greatly.
I thought doing that would put some spice back in his life!

You stopped me from blowing up a child!

 

[Cargando]

In my defense, the kid was dying in hospital anyway...

You contrafibrilated the dictionarium!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I like making up words so much that I just couldn't stop myself.

You gave an evil man an evil book!

 

[Ristoril]

in my defense he asked very politely

you started beating up orphans

 

[Cargando]

In my defense, I had nothing to do after I burnt down the orphanage.

You didn't beat up the orphans!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, they all ran away before I could!

You brought the slavers back to the wasteland!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

IN my Defense my land was used up and i didnt need them anymore


YOu drank all the hot sauce

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, the food you made was so bland that I needed to.

You served raw eggs!

 

[Cargando]

In my defense, cooking them destroys valuable nutrients and proteins, I was making you healthier.

You spurned my advances!