In My Defense...

[Jedamethis]

In my defence, I had no idea they were Gambit's

you confused my hamster!

 

[Cargando]

In my defense, I was trying to kill him, but failed epicly.

You torched my balaclava before I could use it to... sell cookies... to the neighbours...

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i'm a pyromaniac.

you painted my room completely black.

 

[Jedamethis]

In my defence, I 'm blind, I didn't know what colour it was

you didn't give me any cookies

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense you haven't done anything to earn it.

You tried to burn me.

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i don't have any either.
in my defense, i thought the sound of you screaming in pain might be nice.

you hit me on the head with a bicycle pump.

 

[Jedamethis]

In my defence, as I stated earlier, I'm blind

you ate my zippo

 

[Cargando]

In my defense, it gave me food poisoning.

You cut all the corners off my English book.

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i needed paper to start a fire.

you taped me to a chair.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense,You can't be trusted with flammable objects

You mistakened my avatar for somthing else.

 

[Dread Pirate Pete]

In my defence it was something else.

You plotted to take over the world.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

I don't need to defend against that. The world would be better with me at the reigns.

You dare insult Gears of Wars 2.

 

[Ristoril]

In my defense i had a lot of free time

You killed all my friends

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, you challenged me to get more then you, and it was easier this way.

you force fed me a mobile phone.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense,you would not stop texting me.

You were called a noob on TF2.

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i don't have that game. i therefore am one.

you stole all my childhood memories.

 

[Dread Pirate Pete]

In my defence you dont remember me doing it.

You ransacked Bob Hoskins house.

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i didn't know whose home it was.
[small]...wait, who?[/small]

you gave me false information.

 

[Dread Pirate Pete]

In my defence you dident plan to do anything with the information anyway.

You refused a christmas present from me.

 

[Ristoril]

In my defense, I heard a ticking sound.

You removed my left leg