In My Defense...

[Neonbob]

In my defense, that grue was massive.

You tried to trip an old lady!

 

[Dread Pirate Pete]

In my defence they where plotting evil things.

You spent 3 years training a seal to steal apples.

 

[Justice Shades]

In my defence, he was a slow learner.

You once threw a minibar at the Pope.

 

[Dread Pirate Pete]

In my defence he was being a dick as usual.

You discoverd the secret to turning lead into gold, then got drunk and forgot it.

 

[ravensshade]

in my defense it was dead allready

you tried to instill more fear for terrorist!

 

[TheDoctor455]

In my defense... wait... what?

in my defense it was dead allready

you tried to instill more fear for terrorist!

Could you please rephrase that? It makes no grammatical sense. I honestly can't tell what you are accusing me of.

 

[ravensshade]

In my defense... wait... what?

in my defense it was dead allready

you tried to instill more fear for terrorist!

Could you please rephrase that? It makes no grammatical sense. I honestly can't tell what you are accusing me of.

i have to deal with worse stuff usually but fine
you tried to instill more fear towards terrorist!

 

[TheDoctor455]

In my defense... wait... what?

in my defense it was dead allready

you tried to instill more fear for terrorist!

Could you please rephrase that? It makes no grammatical sense. I honestly can't tell what you are accusing me of.

i have to deal with worse stuff usually but fine
you tried to instill more fear towards terrorist!

Ummm... okay...

In my defense, the everyone was starting to forget about them, and if you don't pay them enough attention, they'll just bomb more shit.

You hailed the coming of the Star-Born Ones!

 

[ravensshade]

the everyone eh? That makes no grammatical sense either.

In my defense they paid me.

You invented DRM

 

[KC_spot]

In my defense, which DRM would you be talking about? Dynamic Rich Media? Digital Rights Management? or the Damn Retarded Mammals?

You gave Kurt Cobain too many drugs.

 

[ravensshade]

in my defense which drugs?

you killed the dolphins!

 

[VargRaev]

In my defense, they were a bunch of dicks.


You are Hitlers Brother!

 

[eatenbyagrue]

To be fair, he's my mother and my sister.

You linked everyone to TV Tropes, DEAR GOD WHY?!?

 

[world_of_dragons]

Because it was either that, or let everyone be exposed to the horrors of another reality show starring Paris Hilton...

You killed Sonic's credibility!

 

[Dread Pirate Pete]

In my defence I dident have to do much to kill it.

You made fun of a man from Nantucket.

 

[Boaal]

In my defence I'm British - we make fun of everything.

You punched the barman.

 

[Cargando]

In my defense, he was putting little red things in my drink...

You shot a ruddy swan! (cookie for obscure reference)