In My Defense...

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was honking at me.
Nothing honks at me.

You made the worst song in the world!

 

[thepj]

in my defence, I wrote every song by Ja Rule? (cookie for rap beef reference)

you took a part time job working at hells customer support desk! and were very unhelpful!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my denfense, that was the reason why they hired me.

You encouraged a troll.

 

[thepj]

in my defence he needed the motivation to get rid of those damn goats!

you desroyed the idea of gaming clches being bad!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, the new ones are damn good.

You fed upon my fishes.

 

[Justice Shades]

In my defence, they were full of valuable nutrients.

You killed Dr Black, in the study, with the lead pipe.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense,You never fed them. It was mercy killing (Or eating.)

You started a stabbing war. A war only fought with knives and the person who can disembowl the most people wins!

 

[Ramthundar]

In my defense, it seemed fun on COD4.

You are destroying my life!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it was too good to be true to start with.

You played Hangar 18 all night long.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I just learned how.
And it's a great song!

You accused me of being a spy!

 

[Ramthundar]

In my defense, the blade in my back Does have your name on it.

You're blades are in horrible conditions!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I don't have time to sharpen them, what with all the stabbing I have to do.

You put weed killer on my lawn!

 

[Ramthundar]

In my defense, it was the only way to kill off your cats. It was either that or Sniper rifle.

You wrecked my sniper rifle!

 

[Ramthundar]

In my defense, I used it to mess with Rush Hour Traffic.

You are causing my Writer's Block!

 

[ravensshade]

in my defense it was my pie till you stole it

you stole my dignity!

 

[ravensshade]

in my defense i just took away you're drugs there was no dog

you sabotaged my trip to portland