In My Defense...

[IrrelevantTangent]

In my defense, I was starving and it looked tasty.

You burned down Tenpenny Tower!

 

[ravensshade]

in my defense it was empty and i needed the land

you unleashed lavos!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was either that or lava.
I didn't know what lavos was, but I knew that unleashing lava was a bad idea.

You made a clone army!

 

[Dread Pirate Pete]

In my defence it was that or an army of gungans (and no one wants to see that).

You stole the crown jewels, then broke in again and put them back.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense, they didn't match my outfit.

You gave Ben Stiller cancer.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I couldn't take one more of his movies.
They hurt.

You created the legacy virus!

 

[thepj]

in my defence the govorment wasn't going to do anything about those retard babies they keep spewing out.

You kiled scrubs!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was getting old.
It should go out on a high note.

You haven't watched the best show ever!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my Defense, It's already half way through the season. I don't wanna have to start watching it and try to learn there chracters when there is a story to be told.

You have been stealing cookies.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, the jar was left unguarded.
No way was I passing that up.

You locked my thread!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense, Stop blaming that on me!

You caused a mass extinction of birds.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, they were never really good for anything.
And they crap on my car all the damn time.

You didn't learn how to spell!

 

[Cargando]

In my defense, you based my spelling abilities on one word: Unconsciously.

You trod on my caterpillar!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense,.......I PLEAD THE FIFTH!

You burnt the Magna Carter.

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

Well... shut up! The guy told me to!

You didn't expect me here, at this time!

 

[Cargando]

In my defense, I thought you'd died in my [b/]pit of [i/]doom[/i]![/b]

You massacred the English language in a positive torrent of l33t speak!

 

[Dread Pirate Pete]

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You blackmailed the entire population of Poland.

 

[Dread Pirate Pete]

I attempt to translate it but no online translator recognizes the phrase in any of the avalible languages

You painted over the Mona Lisa with a picture of Solid Snake struggling with a rubix cube.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense I started with adding the Eyebrows....and then I got carried away.

You revive the dinosaurs.