In My Defense...

[skywalkerlion]

In my defense, the Dinosaurs make great tourist attractions that our already rich government can tax people on.

You just sweared at Mister T.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, he kicked me in the shins.
Bastard.

You blocked me from the internet!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense, With your post count you need a break.

You killed David Bowie.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, he tried to touch my funny parts!

You killed you mom!

 

[skywalkerlion]

In my defense, David Bowie is the best effing Artist in the history of Mankind, and your mother should be Capitally punished for sinfully putting your putrid acts of vileness onto the earth, especially after you said he touched your funny parts, you homophobic bastard.

You just broke my copy of Call of Duty 4

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you were on it all day.
You were like...me, but on games instead of here...

You thought of something horrible!

 

[skywalkerlion]

In my defense, why were you in my mind to begin with? *puts on tinfoil hat*

You have just defiled the grave that David Bowie was put in after his gruesome murder! THE GOON SQUAD SHALL HAVE YOUR HEADDD!!!!

(cookies for anyone that gets the reference to a certain David Bowie song involving a 'goon squad'..)

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I got four thousand dollars for doing so.

You tipped the chess board!

 

[skywalkerlion]

In my defense, multi colored squares on a piece of carboard or wood really scares me, so I atleast have some self preservation in me.

You've killed the thread!

 

[ShotgunShaman]

Eigen.

You took 42 bathroom breaks in the last 8 hours!

 

[VargRaev]

In my defense, i need to use the toilet a lot.


You set Berlin ablaze!

 

[slyeye]

in my defense, I cought on fire as well

you ate a live puppy!

 

[likalaruku]

In my defence, I am a Zombie.

You pissed in the prom punch! (not that anyone can taste it with all the alcohol).

 

[Puzzles]

In my defense, fighting him only made him hurt more people.

You put laxatives in the teachers coffee!

 

[Akai Shizuku]

In my defense, it was either that or Australia censoring the whole thing.

You like lolis.

 

[ravensshade]

in my defense some animated lolis look way to mature!

you like shota's

 

[Akai Shizuku]

In my defense, when I said that I had confused "shota" with "shoto", a word meaning short sword.

You like traps.