In My Defense...

[Cargando]

In my defense, at least I had a nice ad campaign to go with it.

You are Julius Caesar's Father's Brother's Nephew!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense, That would make me over 2000 years old......RESPECT YOUR ELDERS!

You fought the law.

 

[Jedamethis]

In my defence, I am Julius Caesar!
In my defence, The Law started it

you made my brain hurt!

 

[Boaal]

In my defence, it is kinda soft...

You stole the peg leg of St. John The Pirate Croissant!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense, You can't be a pirate and a Saint. So I took his thing that made him a pirate.

Few people in the world can actually lick there elbows, You are not one of them.

 

[TheOrangeSocks]

In my defense, I can lick another part of my body not many people can lick...

You gave Usama Bin Laden a blowjob!

 

[Dread Pirate Pete]

In my defence I also have a sick cat under there, I dont discriminate.

You sold poison milk to school children.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense,the school is in Montana. No one cares for Montana.

You shook hands with Hitler.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my Defense i'd just handed him a truckload of jews.


YOu shaved Stalin's mustache

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense i thought it looked stupid

You stopped looking at Youtube.

 

[Magnatek]

In my defense, my new internet connection sucks, so I can't view Youtube videos well.

You keep spawnkilling me!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, your spawn is always in front of me, no matter where I am!

You dug up Jimi Hendrix!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I am so confused right now...

You confused me...

 

[saxist01]

In my defense, I am def.

You are blind!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you threw acid into my eyes!

You were absent from all classes yesterday!

 

[Jedamethis]

In my defence, I'd got the flu

You are the milkman