In My Defense...

[Dread Pirate Pete]

In my defence I need air to complete my diabolical plans, and I couldent think of any other source.

You falsely accused the next poster of something.

 

[Justice Shades]

In my defence, it would be rather lazy of me not to.

You stole the magic of Christmas.

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

In my defense, I didn't have a good Christmas myself.

You stole my copy of Mass Effect!

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

In my defense, I may be ugly, but you're sober! And tomorrow I'll be drunk. Wait...

You forgot to post in the Throw Something thread!

 

[Cargando]

In my defense I've lost my arms, so I can't even throw anything.

You plagarised a popular sitcom!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, people forgot it ever existed by now!

You ate Peter Jackson!

 

[Dread Pirate Pete]

In my defence I was temporarily insane and under alien influence and drugged.

You angered some wasps and let them loose in a pub.

 

[Cargando]

In my defense, I was testing them for my supervillainious activities later.

You travelled so far back in time, you ceased to exist!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it was an accident.

You sabotaged my time machine!

 

[Cargando]

In my defense, you'd have tried to become my Father otherwise.

You used lots of obscure words!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my Defense no one understands regular words


you stole all my underwear

 

[SomeUnregPunk]

In my defense, "I needed them to wage effective biological warfare with the neighbors!"

You ate the dog?

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i hate dogs.
[small]i really do[/small]

you set me on fire.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense, Your only better drunk and on fire! I have no beer so I had to lite you on fire.

You sent me back in time.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it was only 2 seconds.

You beat me up for sending you back to 2 seconds ago!