In My Defense...

[thepj]

in my defence i don't like missing the start of all the good stuff on tv

you refused to join my murderous rampage!

 

[Ramthundar]

In my defense, it was because you already killed me. Ask first, THEN kill.

You just killed me for no good reason!

 

[COR 2000]

In my defense, everyone was dead after I finished my murderous rampage, which ended 5 seconds before you approached me. Also, I'm out of Ammo. Wait, If I'm talking to you, right now, then i didn't kill everybody! Good thing I saved up on an artillery strike!
*Calls artillery strike on ThePj, The Escapist, and whoever else is on the internet and reading this right now.*

You destroyed my sand castle with a hydrogen bomb!

 

[thepj]

in mys defence i mistook the bomb for a beach ball and wanted to give you one

you stole zues' thunder! and now he's maaaaaaaad!

 

[Dread Pirate Pete]

In my defence I had an extra one and it seemed a waste not to use it for something.

You disrespected Chuck Norris

 

[thepj]

in my defence he roundhouse kicked my uncle, and it hurt him.

you read twiliight! and liked it!

 

[Ramthundar]

In my defense, several Twilight Fan girls forced me by fang-point.

You caused the collapse of humanity!

 

[COR 2000]

In my defense, Humanity was screwed to begin with!

You sapped my sentry, stole our intel, and caused us to lose both a battle and 1 point on NASDAQ... ALL FOR A KLONDIKE BAR?!

 

[Ramthundar]

But...but it has the double-thick chocolaty crust now!

You stole my baby!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was out of snacks. Did you want me to starve?

You made up five million things about me!

 

[Ramthundar]

In my defense, I was simply saying all the things you are going to do.

You distracted me at my work!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you have ADD.
It was not that hard.

You spoke in half truths!

 

[Ramthundar]

In my defense, it was for the great good [sub]for me[/sub] and no-one got hurt![sub]that can sue[/sub]
In my defense, you wouldn't sit still for a hair-cut!

You left me all alone, defenseless in a cruel world!

 

[thepj]

in my defence i wanted to see if a smurf's blood is blue

you made me apathetic!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I just brought out the natural you.

You took my shoes!

 

[Ramthundar]

In my defense, I wanted to walk a mile. And like hell I was going to wreck my shoes for it!

You destroyed my house!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense, You threw them through my window during the party. Until you pay for that window you don't get it back!

You stole my bike.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was trying to get away from the cops.

You clipped my ears!

 

[Ramthundar]

In my defense, most dumbasses deserve it. [sub]kidding! Just kidding![/sub]

You're aiming a nuke at me!