In My Defense...

[Cargando]

In my defense, I got a good price for her.

You burned down the barn. Then the farmhouse. How do I know this? I helped. You ratted me out to the cops!

 

[KrackleJack]

In My Defense, you double dog dared me to tell the cops

Why did you sink the lost city of Atlantis?

 

[Cargando]

In my defense, that's a question, not an accusation. Although the Atlantians were giving me funny looks...

You nuked Bob Marley!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, he was going to start a new zombie apocalypse!

You stole somebody's imagination!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you weren't using it wisely.

You drew some truly nasty porn!

 

[Shycte]

In my defence, it was on the request of /b/ and rule 34 must be obeyed!

You stole my Xbox 360!

 

[frank220]

In my defence, I had to warm up somehow and why not an overheating brick (please no flame wars I have an Xbox and love it)
You stole a baby from a couple of newly-weds in their early 30s

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, they were unable to care for the thing properly.

You used hacks!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense, So do you, You...you...HACKER!

There's a zombie on your lawn

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I planted it there. Keeps the damn kids off.

You didn't shower for a year!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense I wanted to be in the record books. Only 4534 days left.

You hit me with the house and disqualified me for the record.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you smelled HORRIBLE.

You made a nasty machine!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense, I wanted to make an Iron Man suit.But it became sentient.

You tried to take over Mongolia.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it seemed like an awesome thing to do at the time.

You blew up the UN!

 

[Dread Pirate Pete]

In my defence I wanted to see what was on the other side.

You desecrated a tome.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was a blood tome. And it was in my house. It's not a good idea to leave them alone.

You ate my last pack of crackers!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense you were out of everything else.


You burned my socks

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, they smelled horrible.
Like something was growing in them.

You polluted our water supply!

 

[Cargando]

In my defense, it was with hallucinogencs. That therefore, makes it aaall right.

You plotted the world's end in your Volcano Base of Doooooom! (Tm)